Green duck who desperately needs a boyfriend

   Hi,guys!Here I am with a new post.I recently had a conversation with my best friend,that inspired me to write this post.We were talking about random things.As we are best friends,we are not ashamed to talk about many different things.So,we were talking about our bodies.So this is a part of our conversation:
   Me-Would you like to have smaller or bigger boobs?
   She-Hmm,probably bigger.What about you?
   Me-I would like to have smaller boobs.
   She-Why smaller?-she was a bit confused.
   Me-Well,I already have small boobs,and I just love the way clothing fits on me.
   She-I would like to have bigger boobs.I mean boys like bigger boobs,and I would look more attractive.You don't want to look attractive?
   Me-I don't care about boys.
   She-So,you would like to be alone forever?
  
   And we started talking about boys.But this made me angry.We are young,and it's sad that some girls think like that.I'm not made to follow boys,and look how they want!I was made to keep track of my dreams! I was made to be a strong, independent woman!

   And,now,why is it so scary to think,that some of us, maybe,will not be married?I think that there is so many things to care about,than,being married or having a boyfriend.Finding a man of my life,is not a plan of my life.How could I plan that?

   I don't know why are our bodies so important to us.I mean,it is important to be healthy,but the size of our boobs,nose,ears,head is not important.And we cannot change that.Sometimes girls can be so much stupid.Why would you cry 'cause of size of your nose?I have big nose,big head,small boobs.I am really pale,and you can see my veins (made for heroinnnnn,hahahaha).And,yes I am really skinny,and it is always imposed as a bad thing (I do not know,did I say this right.XOXO Girl that do not speak english).I do not think it's a bad thing.I can eat whatever I want (I want ćevapi...)!!!Hehe.

   Dear boys and girls-do not look at your ugly face, but in your personality. If your personality is pretty, look at it instead of your face, and if your personality is ugly, change it!Do not worry about,whether some boy/girl will like your body.YOU need to like your body!Your personality is important!

   

   And,now-Dovidjenjaaaaaa!!!!!

Lying dead in the disgusting pink bedspread

   Hi,guys.I'm not feeling the best today.Title may scare you, but no one's dead and no one wants to be dead.But,are our actions different from actions of a dead man?Let's talk about my actions.

  Currently my actions are different from action of a dead man. Which means that my actions are actually active. I am currently writing this.But yesterday I found myself dead.A couple of times.

I was feeling so lonely.And I was so bored.I was lying in my disgusting pink bedspread.Then I closed my eyes,and stopped breathing for a second.It's like I was dead.

   I did not think,summer could be this much boring.I am realizing that I have only two friends.And one is out of the town.How could I make this summer fun?This is a blog.Here you should read ideas.But,you are reading pure shit!It's not even pink!

   But,I think,that everyone was dead,and will be dead,sometimes.

  That is life.Now,I do not want to be dead anymore!I want to be alive.I'll find fresh flowers,and put it in a Pepsi can (that actually looks cool).Than I'll eat some ice cream (and enjoy it)!And then,I'll probably shower (definitely).These actions are not impressive, but they are active, and that is important.And I really need to shower.

   I hope you're alive.Now, Auf Wiedersehen <333

I will throw a blue horse on you

POEPLE,LISTEN ME,NOW!!!
If you do,any of these things,I swear,I'll find a blue horse,and throw it at your ugly head!!!
So,this is the list:

1.If you keep your laptop in your lap,on bed,or on a soft,cozy,blanket.LIFE IS NOT TUMBLR.Your laptop is going to overheat and corrupt (I think I'm saying this wrong.Oh my dear english),after a few months.And,I'm going to throw a blue horse at you.

ughrrr

2.If you are wearing leggings in public.Ok,I know-you can wear whatever you want.But,leggings???You are embarrassing yourself!Leggings are ugly!Leggings are the worst!It is like walking naked!I know that they are comfrortable.but if it's about comfrort,wear sweatpants.So,if you're wearing leggings,expect a bluer horse on your head.

3.If you are judging me.It si not nice to judge poeple.You can love or hate what are poeple doing,but you can't say anything about poeple.And this,what I'm writing,may seem as judging,but it's not.It is just throwing blue horses at poeple.AND I HAVE ALL THIS TIME,WROTE THIS IN WRONG FONT.Jebem ti! (a bit of serbish swearing)

   Right font!

4.If you are doing duck face.I know,this is not a trend anymore.But here,were I live,it is still a trend.And it is horrible!I mean,I love ducks,but you are not a duck!Deal with it,instead of looking ugly.

                                                        blue horse is coming

5.If you are being late.I don't like when poeple are late.If we agreed that we will find the 1 am, why you showed up at 2pm (again,I think,I said something wrong.Love you english).If you told me that you will be late,I'd throw a normal horse at you.But you didn't!So,blue horse is coming!

6.If you hate everything that is different,If you are part of one group,you shouldn't hate other groups.We should all accept different poeple.Yesterday,was a happy day in America.I'm not from America,and I'm strigth,but I'm still very happy.And if you hate everybody and everything that is different from what you're used on,I will throw a blue horse at you.

Byeeeee <33333

So,this is my blog :)

   Hi...I mean:hello.Ahmm,Good morning :) Or good evening...Ahm,bye...
   Yeah ,this is how I talk to poeple .But I hope that I will not be so shy here.Well,my blog is called "Pink Shit",so I don't think we need to worry about that.I think...
   Did I write SO and WELL too many times?I think I didn't...
   Everything you are going to see on this blog,will be shit!At least it's pink.Now,I could say something about myself. Write,Dorotea,write!
   -my pets are unicorns and bugs
   -my imaginary friend is Ella
   -my favorite bands are Nirvana and The Beatles
   -my favorite singer is Taylor Swift
   -I am from Bosnia and Herzegovina
   -I want to live in a different country ('cause of poeple),Norway maybe :)
   -I am pessimistic
   -I am a dreamer
   -I'm all for equality, love and peace
   -I do not like poeple,but I would die for my sister
   -I love singing.Singing is my power!I can kill everybody who hear my voice
   -I love writing
   -I am terrible at sport activities
   -I am introverted
   -bug is my spirit animal ('cause I'm boring as bug)
   -my favorite youtuber is Superwoman
   -in the future I'd like to travel

   There is much more to know about me,but you probably do not care,so-Ciao <3