I will throw a blue horse on you

POEPLE,LISTEN ME,NOW!!!
If you do,any of these things,I swear,I'll find a blue horse,and throw it at your ugly head!!!
So,this is the list:

1.If you keep your laptop in your lap,on bed,or on a soft,cozy,blanket.LIFE IS NOT TUMBLR.Your laptop is going to overheat and corrupt (I think I'm saying this wrong.Oh my dear english),after a few months.And,I'm going to throw a blue horse at you.

ughrrr

2.If you are wearing leggings in public.Ok,I know-you can wear whatever you want.But,leggings???You are embarrassing yourself!Leggings are ugly!Leggings are the worst!It is like walking naked!I know that they are comfrortable.but if it's about comfrort,wear sweatpants.So,if you're wearing leggings,expect a bluer horse on your head.

3.If you are judging me.It si not nice to judge poeple.You can love or hate what are poeple doing,but you can't say anything about poeple.And this,what I'm writing,may seem as judging,but it's not.It is just throwing blue horses at poeple.AND I HAVE ALL THIS TIME,WROTE THIS IN WRONG FONT.Jebem ti! (a bit of serbish swearing)

   Right font!

4.If you are doing duck face.I know,this is not a trend anymore.But here,were I live,it is still a trend.And it is horrible!I mean,I love ducks,but you are not a duck!Deal with it,instead of looking ugly.

                                                        blue horse is coming

5.If you are being late.I don't like when poeple are late.If we agreed that we will find the 1 am, why you showed up at 2pm (again,I think,I said something wrong.Love you english).If you told me that you will be late,I'd throw a normal horse at you.But you didn't!So,blue horse is coming!

6.If you hate everything that is different,If you are part of one group,you shouldn't hate other groups.We should all accept different poeple.Yesterday,was a happy day in America.I'm not from America,and I'm strigth,but I'm still very happy.And if you hate everybody and everything that is different from what you're used on,I will throw a blue horse at you.

Byeeeee <33333